I am turning psychic. It’s been happening for a few days. In fact, as I started to type this blog entry, I felt like my phone had vibrated to indicate an email. I looked at it, and it wasn’t blinking or anything. Then, as I looked away again, it started vibrating. I know! Shut up!
Also, today…and this is really weird. I was daydreaming about winning the lottery as I walked to the subway after work. After I win, I will probably try to conceive a child. I was thinking about my male friends and imagining pros and cons about each donating man juices to create a child. I had just gotten to my friend Jordan Smith and was thinking about him and I felt compelled to check my phone. My phone was on silent and nothing happened to make me want to check. I just felt it. I look at it, and one minute before, Jordan had called me and I missed his call.
I called him back and we were chatting about winning the lottery. Jordan thinks it is a waste of money and I was saying that it cost so little that it wasn’t really a waste. To illustrate my point, I said that if I walked by a dollar on the street, I probably wouldn’t pick it up. Two minutes later, I walked by a dollar laying on the sidewalk. I know! Shut up!
I didn’t pick it up. It snowed today and that shit looked hella dirty.